Websites

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Education_in_Malaysia

http://educationmalaysia.blogspot.com/

http://myedutalk.blogspot.com/

http://recom.org/

http://educatedeviate.wordpress.com/

http://thecicak.com/

http://www.infocus.com/Company/PressReleases/2003/121803_MALAYSIANGOVERNMENTEDUCATION.aspx

http://www.bookrags.com/Education_in_Malaysia

http://www.stanford.edu/group/smf/topics.html

07062008
9.15a.m.

To all bachelors

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !! -Anonymous

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. -Oscar Wilde

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. -Scottish Proverb

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -Sam Kinison

Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. -H. L. Mencken

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a tenyear married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

Love is blind but marriage is an eyeopener.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always. -Anonymous

I asked my wife, " Where do you want to go for our anniversary ?" She said," Somewhere I have never been !" I told her, " How about the kitchen ?" -Anonymous

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate. -Anonymous

Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married. He says "the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs... .."-Anonymous

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first? The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u let him in! -Anonymous

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled " It really works ! "

07062008
9.10am

Job Titles

In line with our constitution and to eliminate discrimination in our society, the following titles will now be used for these jobs:

Garden Boy - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist

House Maid - Family Environs Upkeep Manager

Typist - Printed Document Handler

Messenger - Business Communications Conveyer

Window Cleaner - A Transparent Wall Technician

Tea Boy - Refreshments Overseer

Garbage Collector - Public Sanitation Technicians

Watchman - Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer or Wealth Distribution Prevention Officer Prostitute - Practical Sexual Relations Demonstrator

Thief - Wealth Distribution Officer

Receptionist - Office Access Control Specialist

Cook - Food Preparation Officer

Office Orderly - Office Administration Facilitator

Cleaner - Office Hygiene Control Specialist

07062008

9.00a.m.